Monday, October 22, 2012

31 Days of Horror--Day 19 Nicoletta Ceccoli's Dark Fairy Tales

Campagno Di Giochi
As part of my whirlwind tour of my favorite Pop Surrealists, I cannot go without highlighting the darkly whimsical Nicoletta Ceccoli.  Ceccoli's website is a wonderful place to explore, but one can purchase some of her more arresting illustrations by taking a quick trip to Amazon (better yet, find a book on their site and then hunt it down at your nearest Indie bookstore).

Ceccoli does not shy away from the more sexual nature of fairytales:

Toyland
Prova A Pendermi
Contrary Mary
You can see a bit of a theme here...

I also like the way in which she sometimes transforms her female characters' bodies, but not in a way that they seem to find remotely alarming.  As I said in a previous post, if Black Swan would have been more about her "magical" transformation into a swan rather than the character's lame struggles to become sexualized, then the film would have been much more interesting.  Ceccoli's vision of bodily transformation is unsettling, but not really monstrous.

Birdcage 
Charlotte 
Beastina
Crows
Katherine
Sheryl
Some of my favorite Ceccoli images are what I like to call "Candyland Nightmares."  Did you play this game when you were a kid?  I realize I'm about to bash some sacred cow, but really, this game is for very small kids and/or utter nitwits.  Seriously, it borders on being for an age group that would rather eat the tokens than play with them (chutes and ladders at least had some vague challenge).  Still if someone made a movie of this board game, it could be seriously disturbing and twisted, kind of like Jan Svankmajer's Alice (1988).  Willy Wonka's candyland is just not dark and scary enough for me (bashing another sacred cow).  I think Ceccoli should be involved in my non-existent film's production design.

Dolceamara
Lollipopland and a detail from it
Candy Forest
Poster for Curioser + Curioser show in NYC this November
Ceccoli also has a remarkable sense of perspective and a flare for the uncanny.  Like Mark Ryden, she tends to illustrate what might be going on, in the dark, once the world closes its eyes.  A darker version of Toy Story, which reminds me of Ladislaw Starewicz's marvelous The Mascot.


In Ceccoli's toy universe, even the most benign objects can appear threatening.  The uncanniness of these images is mostly due to her unsettling sense of scale.

The Elephant's Journey
The Magician's Assistant
Battle of Wits
Evidently Goldfish
And finally, she does create images that are straight out horrific.  Beautiful, but undeniably terrifying.

Anima Gemella
Leonor
Olympia
She's So Lovely

Sunday, October 21, 2012

31 Days of Horror--Day 18 Mark Ryden and his Monkey

Mark Ryden in his studio

Mark Ryden is one incredibly dapper and talented artist.  As Pop Surrealists go, his work combines the sublime with the unsettling.  Here he explains his process:

"Well, I have to admit I don't really paint my paintings; a Magic Monkey does. He comes to my studio late at night, when it's very quiet. Mysterious things happen late at night when most people are asleep. I help the magic monkey, but he does most of the work. My job is to get him to show up.”

 And he wears a Pope's hat.  Sweet.

Here's some of Ryden's startling work, which seems peppered with innocent and winsome baby-headed girls, but look into their eyes.  They seem to know something.

Girl in a Fur Skirt
Incarnation
Sophia's Mercurial Waters
The Ecstasy of Cecelia
The Apology
Thankfully, Ryden isn't all sweet weird girls.  He happily treads into darker and more malevolent paths.

Fountain 

Clear Hearts, Gray Flowers

Jessica's Hope
Little Boy Blue
And the occasional celebrity portrait.  This painting makes Leo much cooler than he could ever, ever be.  I like to think that Ryden is obsessed with alternative forms of transportation in these last three paintings.

Leonardo Di Caprio

31 Days of Horror--Day 17 Gary Baseman's "Nightmares of Halloween's Past"


Gary Baseman is one of my favorite pop surrealists.  If you're not sure what that term might mean, go to Google images and type in "pop surrealist."  You will be introduced to a magical world of wonders where Basman, Mark Ryden, and Carmilla Rose Garcia reign supreme.  You can learn some of the basics here and here, but I suggest that you enjoy exploring these uncharted and bizarre lands by just wandering the web.


Unsurprisingly, Baseman is a big fan of Halloween, and is having a show of his collected vintage photos of costumed revelers at the KK Gallery in Los Angeles. located in the heart of Chinatown.  "Nightmares of Halloween's Past" is running from October 20th-November 24th, and really gets to the heart of how wonderfully creepy Halloween can be.



If you haven't seen Juan Antonio Bayona's The Orphanage (2007), then you should.  You won't be able to forget Tomas.


Or Sam (Samhain), the spirit of Halloween from Michael Dougherty's Trick 'R Treat (2007).


Seriously, if any parents out there are reading my blog, this costume--little cuddly onesie pajamas with a burlap sack on the head--seems like the ideal costume in which to dress your kid.  Freak out everyone!  Yes, I'm sick, but I'm fun!!

**In related news, I've got two venues at which I can dress in costume, so I'm going for both--Carrie's Mom first, then Steampunk vampire.  With the first, I will be carrying The Old Testament, a chef's knife, and a carrot (if you don't get it, re-watch the DePalma film), while wearing a lovely white nightgown.  In my Steampunk attire, I'm just deciding between top hat and goggles, and I've got a rad little gun.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

31 Days of Horror--Day 16 HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS

Parody Poster, but would fit on Sy-Fy
The current penchant for movies based on either toys (Transformers, G.I. Joe) or board games (Battleship) is symptomatic of the pandering synergistic mindlessness of Hollywood Blockbusters.  So the brain trust behind some of these gems has decided to make a movie out of this game:

 The Mind boggles (Boggle could also be a movie)!

Granted, the film is going to be an animated children's film, so that choice makes some sense, but I would far prefer this fake trailer created by Film School Rejects about Hungry Hippos that KILL!


I love the fact that Liam Neeson stars in this film that has shades of Piranha, Anaconda, and obviously Jaws in its DNA.  That man just did a film with wolves (The Grey) that was just like this one.  He's quickly replaced Michael Caine as a once serious British actor who will do just about any film now.  Got to send the kids to private school!  Watch out for those Hungry Hippos everyone.

Monday, October 15, 2012

31 Days of Horror--Day 15 THE UNDEADING (2012)


Horror films are great places to experience terror vicariously, and to identify with various victims and heroes along the way.  Horror fans always spend a chunk of time toying with "what if" scenarios.  "What if I was being chased by a psychopathic killer?  Would I fight back or would I hide?  Would I run away or try to get help?  Would I separate from my friends and explore a house's old attic/basement/boarded up room?"

One of my most frequently asked questions: "On actually encountering one of these horrors, would I just snap like a twig, and be unable to move or react, and just freeze like a gibbering fool?"  Well, I hope I never find out, but a definite option would be to die of a heart attack--killed by crippling fear.  But then, in a zombie apocalypse, you never know who has learned CPR.

Well the Heart and Stroke Foundation of Canada also appears to have these burning questions, and the organization is staging a phenomenal zombie flash mob event at Toronto's Yonge and Dundas square tomorrow at noon.  This event is the first of many throughout Ontario through November, put together to raise awareness for CPR, which will certainly make one "undead."  The following awesome video is directed by Vincenzo Natali, who also directed the incredibly unsettling Splice (2009).  Enjoy!


Sunday, October 14, 2012

31 Days of Horror--Day 14 DEMONS OF THE MIND (1972)


Peter Sykes' Demons of the Mind (1972) is one of those wonderful Hammer horror films filled with dream-like imagery, over-the-top acting, and gorgeous women with heaving bosoms.  Also, the film happened to be hanging out on my Netflix queue near And Soon the Darkness (Robert Fuest 1970), so I went for it.


The film opens with a delicate hand reaching out from the barred window of a carriage.  The hand belongs to Elizabeth (Gillian Hills), mad daughter of Baron Zorn (Robert Hardy).  She's on her way back from a stint at a Viennese asylum, followed by an escape and a sexy fling with a local doctor, Carl Richter (Paul Jones). 


From the period costumes, one has no idea the period, but the lovely Elizabeth is quite free with her gifts.  Her creepy nurse, Aunt Hilda (Yvonne Mitchell) spends most of the trip drugging her with some nasty grey liquid, and Elizabeth spends her time fading in and out of consciousness, dreaming of Herr Richter.

A Hammer film is not a Hammer film without lovely female nudity and wildly careening carriages driven by maniacal looking groomsman.



Elizabeth is reunited with her rather dishy brother, Emil (Shane Briant), who rocks a bright orange ruffled shirt, and seems to be under the influence of the same drugs his sister is on.  They also bleed Elizabeth for no apparent reason other than to lift her nightgown and expose her pretty breasts.


Of course, these two siblings are very, very close.  Incest close.  But they are both so pretty, that only their truly demented Dad and the loyal servants seem to mind.  The Baron brings in a specialist, Dr. Falkenberg (Patrick Magee), and the two compete to see who can chew more scenery. 


Dr. Falkanberg shares a careening carriage with the good Dr. Richter, and on their way to the Baron's castle, they have a carriage accident which breaks the driver's leg.  Carl goes for help, and asks Falkanberg to stay with the man, but the good doctor sneaks off to "help" Baron Zorn.  Seems that the Baron is concerned that his "madness," one that caused his wife to commit suicide, has been undeniably passed down to his children.  Falkenberg is there to help with his crazy, multicolored "universal fluid" device, which includes some things that spin, and a candle on which to focus.  Contemporary medicine for the (unknown) time period.


The Baron definitely has a homicidal streak and a thirst for blood, and it looks like Emil might have inherited the madness, because dead bodies covered in rose petals seem to keep cropping up.  These victims, all women, seem to look a bit like Elizabeth too.


The crazy villagers are up in arms over these deaths, but they are so nutso and given to such strange rituals, that I'm not sure who's more wacko--the locals or the Baron and his family.  One must not forget the token ranting homeless preacher who also joins in on the fun.


While I honestly cannot wholeheartedly recommend this film--I found much of it tedious-- I still think Robert Hardy's Baron has some really great dialogue zingers.  He and Patrick Magee spend all of their time yelling their lines at their top of their lungs, which is kind of fun.


The truly standout rewind and play again moment is when the Baron Zorn pulls out a rifle and shouts, "The world will be a better place without me, and it won't even know that you died."  Then he shoots the good Dr. Falkanberg dead.  This moment is only the beginning of the killing spree in which he shoots his own son and aims for his daughter, but these moments are anti-climactic in comparison.  There's a hand chopping scene and someone's impaled by a giant flaming cross, but really, the film ends in kind of a whimper.  Meh.